Skiing, Snowboarding and Slipping

OMG! I came back after getting my crack flashed at Mt Crack 'n' Back (Not really) but I did have a massive stack down Crack 'n' Back i mean who calls a mountain after their ass! I mean how dumb! Like mount tit 'n' bits or mount dick 'n' lick! I mean how sexual do you wanna be? Common! Stupid!
I felt like Houdini on the slopes i flipped my legs over my body and rolled like a meatball down the mountain! And the ski instructor came up to me and said "are you ok" and i was seeing stars at this point and in a dilusional way i'm like "i'm ok"
My mum was sking like an old granny down the slopes ( she tries her best, better than some other mums up there) and this freako terets guy decided to use her as target practise and bowled her over and she too went rolling like a cabbage down the mountain! I must admit it's not the most enjoyable experience have snow down your pants and it got to the point where we all just thought it was best if we just came home!
And we all came home with bruises big enough to cover mt crack 'n' back!

Love Morto xoxoxo